Alternative rules for writing up Chem labs

If you do follow these rules ....Don't submit your lab report for marking or assessment! If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. First draw your curves, then plot your data. To do a lab really well, have your report done well in advance. Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else. No experiment is a complete failure. At least it can serve as a negative example. Any delicate and expensive piece of glassware will break before any ...

Chemistry Jokes

The following were sourced from: http://www.coolscience.org/CoolScience/CoolJokes/ChemJokes.htm on Friday 2nd April 2010 What did one titration tell the other?  Let's meet at the endpoint. :roll: Why are chemists great for solving problems?   They have all the solutions. :-o Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?  He just couldn't put it down. 8-O Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia?  Because it's basic material. 8-) What is a cation afraid of?  A dogion. :mrgreen: Happy ...